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I should warn you all about jumping to conclusions with Tony's results. I see at least two obvious confounders in his last experiment. The results he achieved were likely exaggerated by him having looked at the goat pictures. Further, and should go without saying, I'm sure when he spilled that tiny drop, he took tome time to "rub it in. . ."

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Bryan Bear PMoMC

Take care of your feet, and your feet will take care of you.

I decided to look at the websites of the professional c37 users. ALL of the websites are some elementary basic form are so blatantly obviously fake it's unreal. It's clear this person, whom I suspect is the one trying to get us to buy this c37 crap is just either a very dedicated troll with lots of time on his hands, or just the dumbest con artist that's ever existed.

If you are going to scam people, don't claim you can pour a miracle product on a CD and resistors to enhance sound then try to charge them $8000 a gallon. I hope this thread appears in google when someone actually searches for this CRAP product.

Also, I decided to run a WHOIS on all the website domains of the pro users, turns out they're all mirrors from a main site. In other words, FAKE. Also, if you google the owners of the domains together, turns out they're quite well acquainted as business partners. Steffan Enemoser and Serge Schmidlin seem to be in cahoots on several pages.

Here is the main sites contact info for those who are curious.

Domain name:
audio-consulting.ch

Holder of domain name:
Schmidlin Serge
Ch. des Vignes 14b
CH-1291 Commugny
Switzerland
Contractual Language: French

Registrant-ID:SE311-EPNIC
Registrant-Name:Stefan Ennemoser
Registrant-Organisation:web-crossing gmbh
Registrant-Street:Eduard-Bodem Gasse 8
Registrant-City:Innsbruck
Registrant-State/Province:Tirol
Registrant-Postal-Code:6020
Registrant-Country:AT
Registrant-Phone:+43.512206567
Registrant-FAX:+43.51220656724
Registrant-Email:hostmaster@web-crossing.com

Well I think he got scared off because he hasn't posted in a while now to defend his bogus product.

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PMoMC

Google found some interesting things. I like this guy's comments regarding the web page that was linked earlier. I guess this stuff has been around for a while.

http://sound.westhost.com/madashell9.htm#unbelievable

Interesting YouTube video from this guy on the C37.......I think?
http://youtu.be/H40vEQ5iXGA

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Kyle

C37 also improves the accuracy of firearms.

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PMoMC

that, and it makes each report of an AK-47 sound like the most exquisite of solid ebony tympani drums with polished platinum hardware, with a skin of a free range, 100% certified organic grass fed gazelle from the veldts of Tanzania, when struck by a solid gold-titanium alloy emerald encrusted mallet in the finest of Austrian orchestra halls

Not just fire arms! Louisville Slugger is now coating their baseball bats to enhance the "crack" of the bat when hitting, just listen here.
http://youtu.be/n9LXHrzOVYA

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Kyle

I dabbed a little C37 laquer on my sphincter and now, whenever I fart, people cry "ENCORE!"

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I've got a mind like a steel......whatsername!!?

I have been reading some of the technical explanations for how/why this stuff works so well. Apparently the carbon content matches the output to the carbon content of our ear cells. HOW HAS NOBODY FIGURED THIS OUR BEFORE? It is so obvious, I can't believe we all missed it. This is the same principle that makes food taste so good. It is matched to our taste buds. I am currently looking for a restauranteur to partner up with me and order a gallon of this. The I will keep a small amount for my workshop and the rest will go towards upgrading low quality ingredients to sell for premium prices. If it can make a guitar taste good, think what it can do for flank steak!

If I were still dating I would paint a bit on my glasses so I wouldn't have to drink so much. The ladies who would be willing to talk to me would be HOT!

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Bryan Bear PMoMC

Take care of your feet, and your feet will take care of you.

This stuff upgrades everything. This morning, I slathered a bit on my cell phone and BAM!! It was instantly upgraded! Better sound, features, signal, everything! I also got some on my face by accident. I don't think it improved my looks by much, but others may feel differently. Here are some before and after pics of me and my phone:
Before

After:


It barely made me better looking, but if you notice the phone in the second pic...it's an iPhone 6!!!

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PMoMC

Tony, times is tough here. If I forward you a copy of my resume, can you give it a quick wash coat? I'll be able to reimburse you in no time as I will have a much better paying job. I should even have enough to buy my own pint. With that, I will coat my cold fusion reactor and finally get it working. With careful investments of my cold fusion royalties, It should only take 15 years to afford a gallon. Then my guitars will really turn the corner!

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Bryan Bear PMoMC

Take care of your feet, and your feet will take care of you.

Send me whatever you want coated. I put it on my wallet this morning and $100 dollar bills have been shooting out of it since. I no longer have to worry about money, so I can buy as much C37 as I want. I may even pick up some C38, 39 and 40 as well now that I am so rich.
Gotta run for now. I have to put a second coat on the wife. It's going to be a fun night if she turns out half as good as the other things I coated.

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PMoMC

Wonder how many wallets I can finish with a 1/10th pint?

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I read Emerson on the can. A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds...true...but a consistent reading of Emerson has its uses nevertheless.

StuMusic

Well it appears that mr bayes has been deleted LOL!

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Old growth, shmold growth!

...a link to a never-before-seen insider's look at a C37 laquer production mixer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBp5ag6SJH4