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Author:  Alain Moisan [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:50 pm ]
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Imagine this:

A very dumb luthier establishes string hole positions on a classical bridge: "Ok, what is the distance between the 1st and 6st string...?"

The dumb luthier is then happy to realise: "Great! 60 mm exactly. Dividing string distances will be easy! One every centimeter!"

So the dumb luthier mesures, establishes string positions and proceeds with drilling the holes.

Our dumb luthier suddenly realises: "60mm... one string every 10mm.... THAT MAKES 7 STRINGS!!!! ARRRRRRGHHHHH!"

So the dumb luthier calls his customer informing him there will be a slight delay with the delivery of his guitar...

I'll let you guess what the name of the dumb luthier is....

Author:  Tom West [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:55 pm ]
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Alaine: Check out my signature...! We all do it...! Sorry to hear about it but I think it's part of being human. Hope all works out.
Tom

Author:  Daniel Minard [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:01 pm ]
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You are definitely NOT the first! Say "Oops!" plug the holes & move on. [headinwall]

Author:  Pat Foster [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:07 pm ]
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Aw, dang! I know how you feel. After making a mistake, I have never EVER felt smart.

Last week I made a compensated saddle. It went very quickly and looked great, which left me thinking that I'm finally getting my chops down on whipping out saddles. When I strung up the guitar, I had a nice compensated ramp for the B-string. But it wasn't under the B-string, it was very nicely centered between the B and G, missing the B altogether. [headinwall]

Pat

Author:  Alain Moisan [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:11 pm ]
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I offered my customer to make him a new bridge and he agreed, with the delay that this implies.

Thanks for the encouragments guys!

Author:  Kent Chasson [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:22 pm ]
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Did you first ask if he wanted a bonus 7th string for free?

Author:  Doug Powdrell [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:40 pm ]
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Alain- I 'feel your pain' [headinwall] ....it's those 'automatic pilot' sessions that can grab us and remind us of our being human.....you are definitely NOT alone laughing6-hehe ....and we move forward, laugh at ourselves and learn!

Author:  SteveSmith [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:02 pm ]
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Gee, and I thought that was just part of the normal building process idunno

Author:  Bill Hodge [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:04 pm ]
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Doesn't make one dumb Alain, just human! This too will pass! [:Y:]

Author:  wolfsearcher [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:10 pm ]
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some people drill 12 holes for classicals looping through the bridge twice
i cant remember who though
could be a solution mabye having to plug 2 holes or something ?

Author:  Alain Moisan [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:50 pm ]
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Kent Chasson wrote:
Did you first ask if he wanted a bonus 7th string for free?

Kent you are SOOO bad at doing business! I didn't 'give' the 7th string option for free, I offered a discount! (C'mon man, got a make a living!) :D

wolfsearcher wrote:
some people drill 12 holes for classicals looping through the bridge twice
i cant remember who though
could be a solution mabye having to plug 2 holes or something ?

I actually went ahead and drilled the extra holes for a 12 holes. But if I wanted something that was aesthetic, I had to leave an extra 13th hole right in the middle of all the other ones. Not only my customer wasn't too hot about a 12 hole bridge, the extra 13th hole totally turned him off...

The new bridge is already almost finished. It should take about an extra week for finishing. Me and my customer will both survive this.

Author:  Mike OMelia [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:55 pm ]
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I did the same thing on the nut once...

Author:  jfmckenna [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:06 pm ]
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I just drilled one to the same dimensions as the width of the fret board at the 12th fret. *sighs* I haven't made a dumb mistake in a while so it was well due.

Author:  woody b [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:11 pm ]
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Mike O'Melia wrote:
I did the same thing on the nut once...


I made a nice Mother of Pearl nut for a banjo a while back..........with 5 prefectly spaced slots...............it was a 5 string banjo!!!!!!

Author:  Alain Moisan [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:25 pm ]
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jfmckenna wrote:
I just drilled one to the same dimensions as the width of the fret board at the 12th fret. *sighs* I haven't made a dumb mistake in a while so it was well due.


According to a recent thread (viewtopic.php?f=10101&t=29946), you should be fine. Unless I'm missunderstanding something...

Author:  alan stassforth [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:26 pm ]
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Don't EVEN get me started on my mistakes.
I've got a build sitting there with so many problems I ain't even working on it anymore.
Working on 2 more, and that one might get smashed up. idunno
Some day I'll post it and axe for advice.
Axe.

Author:  Pat Foster [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:43 pm ]
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Mike O'Melia wrote:
I did the same thing on the nut once...

Gee, Mike, drilled 7 holes in a nut? That's kind of out there, innit? :D

Pat

Author:  Pat Foster [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:43 pm ]
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Mike O'Melia wrote:
I did the same thing on the nut once...

Gee, Mike, drilled 7 holes in a nut? That's kind of out there, innit? :D

Pat

Author:  jfmckenna [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:45 am ]
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Alain Moisan wrote:
jfmckenna wrote:
I just drilled one to the same dimensions as the width of the fret board at the 12th fret. *sighs* I haven't made a dumb mistake in a while so it was well due.


According to a recent thread (viewtopic.php?f=10101&t=29946), you should be fine. Unless I'm missunderstanding something...


Maybe my wording is a bit off but essentially the strings would be right over the beveled fret ends. [headinwall]

Author:  ChuckG [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:42 am ]
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Alain,
Thanks for sharing this because while you must feel bad, it makes the rest of us realise that nothing (and nobody) is perfect.

Chuck

Author:  alan stassforth [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:36 am ]
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Filippo Morelli wrote:
Oh c'mon now Alan stop teasing up ... time to post up!

Filippo

All-righty then. First mistake was putting the kerfed linings in before I shaped the sides for the back. So they ended up very shallow, which you will see at the lower bout in the pic.
Next mistake was using black fiber for the bindings. They were gray, and so ugly I carved them off with my sloan cutter, AAAAAAHHHHHH! Did a sloppy job there! Then, I went too deep and you can see where my linings are too shallow. Also, look at the non symetrical body at the end of the fretboard. I made a new mould which I hope is better. Also, I didn't let the bracing into the linings, which is okay, but the ends are 1/8" tall. I later learned they should be carved to zero.
So there! This is the first git I've made with an arc to it, hence the worst problem, the bindings.
My fix for that is, take off the back, re-line kerfed linings, put a thin maple binding, with a bloodwood outer binding, which I have already bent.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Any other ideas? Kindling? Oh, I did string it up, and it sounds good!
Let's see now, koa, coco, spruce, ebony, maple, bloodwood. Next mistake, too many different woods!

Author:  Alain Moisan [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:09 pm ]
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ChuckG wrote:
Alain,
Thanks for sharing this because while you must feel bad, it makes the rest of us realise that nothing (and nobody) is perfect.

Chuck


It's kind of nice to know the rest of you all thought I was perfect! :lol:

Author:  GregH [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:31 pm ]
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This reminds me of a post I saw on the net. Teacher FAIL.

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Author:  TrueAxe [ Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:43 am ]
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GregH wrote:
This reminds me of a post I saw on the net. Teacher FAIL.

Image



Amazing! Absolutely AMAZING!
bliss

Author:  alan stassforth [ Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:53 am ]
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Dat funny, Greg.

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